AXE
Sunday, July 30th, 2006

The police erected roadblocks in Sharon area after receiving alerts that suicide bomber on his way to Israel to carry out attack.
There were big traffic jams because major roads leading to city centers have been blocked.
As of now, the terrorist has been arrested by the Israeli security forces.
-Kobi.
Hizbullah terrorists infiltrated Israel territory and kidnaped 2 IDF soldiers, 8 IDF soldiers were killed.
I’m afraid to say the war has began.
-Kobi.
A large fire is burning in a forest between Tirat Hacarmel and Kibbutz Hahotrim south of Haifa.
You thought I would leave you without a picture? think again…
-Kobi.
So me and my sister went to __________ yesterday and on the way I figured out we’re almost out of gas (surprise!).
Luckily she knew a gas station on the area, she even knew what gas I need (ofcourse I didn’t)!
So anyway, after exiting the gas station… she was like “I know the way, turn left here” and after a few seconds “oh oops, not here” and I was like “too late!”…
So I had two options (three inlcuding the illegal one):
* Turn around on the first chance.
* Continue with the road and hope for a miracle.
We continued with the road until we came to a crossroad I “knew”.
After a few minutes I saw a “Labanon st.” sign and I told my sister “oh good, I know this street. We’re on the right away” and I continued to drive… later to figure out I knew this street’s name because we needed to turn there!
After a few other mistakes (sis: “turn left here”) we figured where we are and went back to the Lebanon st., from there it all went fine.
Conclusion: When a woman tells you “turn left here” she either means to turn right or to go forward.
-Kobi.
May he rest in peace.
-Kobi.